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Then came..
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What type of fish is best for fish tacos?
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Still no good
share office space ...
How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How did you become popular in school?
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks